The market will moon — it always moons. Year after year, cycle after cycle, after every "it's dead" moment. The only question was who'd be holding the sign when it did.
red day? moon soon.
green day? moon sooner.
sideways for a week? moony is not worried — moony can read the room.
he's not bullish. bullish is a mood.
Moony is a mascot, and Moony is a guarantee.
moon soon.
he said it first.





